Two updates in the same year! My best record since 2006. As you can see I have made a metal top hat. A more stylish and presentable way of shielding your thoughts from aliens, psychics, and those rivals in possession of thought controlling ray devices. Hand made and constructed of milled aluminum, then beaten with a rather large hammer(as rather small hammers tend to look ridiculous). We then line it with space age squishy foam to protect your delicate brow from the mighty metal of your new and impressive hat. I wish I had more to say on the subject, but I feel metal top hat encompasses it pretty well.

-Morlock

Coming soon - the Brass Bowler!

Seems like it's that time of the year to pop up and have the website twitch with a vestige of life. Always a crazy occasion to be sure. As it stands we are currently in development of a lot of new product that will be coming to the storefront soon. More, masks, rayguns, and metal top hats. All baseline necessities of course. The site is also scheduled for a bit of an update to come soon. Exciting I know. Well that's all until I take some pics of the new projects.
Vegas odds say the next update is scheduled for November of 2014, I'm going to try and beat that. Wish me luck.

-Morlock